Comments on: What every movie review website needs http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2008/what-every-movie-review-website-needs/ Management and Creative Thinking Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:27:33 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: The Massie Twins http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2008/what-every-movie-review-website-needs/comment-page-1/#comment-531951 The Massie Twins Sat, 11 Apr 2009 04:36:40 +0000 http://www.scottberkun.com/?p=1050#comment-531951 We try not to write spoilers, but occasionally they slip. Nothing big, but especially when writing about classic films, it's hard not to mention things that are assumed to be common knowledge. We try not to write spoilers, but occasionally they slip. Nothing big, but especially when writing about classic films, it’s hard not to mention things that are assumed to be common knowledge.

]]> By: LoneWolfSullivan http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2008/what-every-movie-review-website-needs/comment-page-1/#comment-347770 LoneWolfSullivan Wed, 07 May 2008 15:35:55 +0000 http://www.scottberkun.com/?p=1050#comment-347770 Fuck spoilers! Why bother reading a review anyway? I've written 200 Movie Reviews for a book. Until I removed them, they were by far the very best on the internet. I AM THE NUMBER ONE SPOILER! That's my job as a Movie Reviewer. For example, Eddie Murphy's PLUTO NASH has a surprise villain. NOBODY on the internet mentioned who it is. I MENTIONED THAT EDDIE MURPHY PLAYS THE VILLAIN and I mentioned it in the first sentence of my review! Repeat: If you don't want so-called Spoilers, don't read fucking Movie Reviews. Fuck spoilers! Why bother reading a review anyway?

I’ve written 200 Movie Reviews for a book. Until I removed them, they were by far the very best on the internet.

I AM THE NUMBER ONE SPOILER! That’s my job as a Movie Reviewer.

For example, Eddie Murphy’s PLUTO NASH has a surprise villain. NOBODY on the internet mentioned who it is. I MENTIONED THAT EDDIE MURPHY PLAYS THE VILLAIN and I mentioned it in the first sentence of my review!

Repeat: If you don’t want so-called Spoilers, don’t read fucking Movie Reviews.

]]> By: 1minutefilmreview http://www.scottberkun.com/blog/2008/what-every-movie-review-website-needs/comment-page-1/#comment-325713 1minutefilmreview Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:38:12 +0000 http://www.scottberkun.com/?p=1050#comment-325713 Well, our reviews are all spoiler-free! Well, our reviews are all spoiler-free!

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